Review & Blitz: Too Much Information by Missy Johnson

Title: Too Much Information
Author: Missy Johnson
Genre/Age: Romance/Adult
Series: Awkward Love (Book Three)
Publisher: Self-published
Format: ebook via Give Me Books Promotions
Rating: ✺✺✺✺
Links: Goodreads
Synopsis: We've all been there.

One minute, you're sprawled out on your bed, minding our own business and the next you're lying in the back seat of your best friend's car as she races you to the ER. 

And not the closest one either. 

No. You're headed to the one fifty miles farther out, because the one five minutes away is where you start your residency next week.

So there you are, lying in cubicle nine, hoping like hell that the doctor about to examine you isn't young, sexy or male. 

Of course he's all three.

Telling him about the clitmaster7000 I have lodged inside me is by far the single most embarrassing moment of my life. 

Discovering he's my brother's new roommate is even worse.

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Becca pounds on the door just as orgasm number six tapers off. I can barely move by this point, but I made it to the door to unlock it before number six and that’s the main thing. Now all I need is for her to get this thing out of me.

“It’s me,” she calls out. “Are you going to let me in?”

“It’s open,” I manage to get out.

She walks in, her eyes widening at the sight of me hunched over the couch, thighs clenched, rocking back and forth on the floor. At least I’m not naked. I managed to half squirm my way into a dress that I found lying on the floor in my room—though I must look a mess—with only one arm through the hole and the skirt bunched up around my waist. Now that I think about it, I’m not sure why I even bothered. She sprints over to me, crouching down beside me.

“Jesus, are you okay?” She glares at me as I let out a strangled sob. “Tell me what’s wrong?” she says. She looks me over, her eyes wide with concern. “Were you attacked? Did someone break in and rape you? Talk to me, Laura. Should I be calling an ambulance? The police?” Her dark eyes study mine as I struggle to form words to answer any of her questions. “For God’s sake, Laura. Say something.”

“No ambulance,” I mutter.

I groan and clamp my legs together, gasping as my body begs for relief. This is a nightmare. I point to the bedroom, where the box is still lying on the bed. Becca stalks through to my room, returning a few seconds later with the box in her hands. Her eyes widen, to the point where they’re nearly ready to fall out of her head.

 “No fucking way,” she hisses.

I nod, sweat pouring out of places I didn’t know sweat could form. She clasps her hands over her mouth and stifles her laughter, before quickly kneeling down next to me.

“What do you want me to do? Dig it out? I’ll do that for you,” she says as I glare at her. “Wait… I should’ve asked before offering. Front or back?”

“Becca,” I growl, my voice high noting at the end.

“What? I’m sorry, it was a legitimate question,” she cries, holding her hands up in defense. “You know I don’t handle poop. How on earth did you manage to get it stuck in there in the first place?” she asks, shaking her head.

“Can we discuss this later, after it’s been removed from my vagina?” I beg her.

“Yes, yes, I’m sorry. Okay, let’s get you down to my car.”

“Car?” I say, alarmed. “What happened to you offering to help me—”

“You seriously want me digging around in there like I’m looking for loose change down the back of the couch?” she asks seriously. Then she giggles, but she stops when she sees my expression. “Sorry. Disturbing mental image. You understand this is pushing the friendship boundaries, right?”

I nod weakly. Oh, I understand it, all right.

She sighs and helps me climb up properly onto the couch while I try to steady myself as my body begins to convulse. God, not again. I wipe a layer of sweat off my forehead and rock back and forth, riding out the orgasm as I whimper into the cushion. Then I gasp, clenching my thighs again, until it passes.

“You’re coming already? But I haven’t even worked my magic hands on you yet,” she jokes, flexing her fingers. “Hey, do you have any kitchen gloves, or—”

“Just get it out,” I beg her.

“Fine,” she grumbles as she gets down onto her knees. She lifts up the skirt of my dress and peers between my legs. “Hey, you smell really good. What kind of body wash do you use?”

“Becs.”

“Right, sorry,” she mutters. “Focus.”

Missy lives in a small town in Central Victoria with her husband, and her confused pets (a dog who think she's a cat, a cat who thinks he's a dog...you get the picture). 

When she's not writing, she can usually be found looking for something to read.

AUTHOR LINKS

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**Disclaimer: I received a complimentary copy of this book.**

Two doctors come together in a hilarious way!

Laura has a problem. One that is super embarrassing and made worse when she discovers her savior in scrubs is about to become her new roommate. Yikes. Luke can't change the circumstances in which he met Laura. And she seems to be avoiding him at all costs even though he'd love nothing more than to get to know her better. Well, with their clothes on this time. Okay, maybe not...

While this was a fairly quick and easy read, I do have some mixed feelings about the book, nothing serious either way. There were some definite highlights for me and then also a few things that took me out of the story. I will start with what I found to be the more positive aspects of the book.

The love scenes were plenty spicy and the characters were pleasant to read about. I can't say that either of the pair stood out in a strong way for me and I will probably have already forgotten their names by the end of the week. Not necessarily memorable characters, in my opinion. However, they didn't have any obnoxious traits or quirks that tend to annoy me. I must say, I usually remember characters for bad reasons anyway, so this isn't a negative thing.

I think the biggest highlight of the book for me was the humor. I laughed out loud several times while reading. The scene where our couple meet is pretty entertaining and so is the moment they reconnect. I wish Laura had seen the humor in all of Luke's vibrator jokes because I sure did. There were a few other moments that made me laugh but I won't mention them because I think the mystery of the scene is what made it all the more hilarious.

Now for the problems I had with the book. They're minor, so what bothers me might not others. But I did have trouble with the fact that this book is set in the U.S. but obviously not written by an actual American author. I could tell because there were several words or phrases used that we don't use here. Like 'cots'. We call baby beds 'cribs' here. That was just one time where I had to pause and try to figure out what the author really meant. I think in situations like this, having an American beta reader would be beneficial to catch all of these words that are not common to use here.

I also was slightly taken back by how the story deeply shifts after the halfway mark. From the book's blurb, this look like a light and funny story. Of course, there is bound to be some conflict, but the issues dealt with here are a bit stronger and more emotional than I was expecting. If you were hoping to get a fun and sexy read, you may be surprised to find that this story has a deeper plot than you may anticipate. It's not as fluffy as it appears from the blurb, which wasn't a bad thing. Just a surprise. 

In closing... 

A solid read with several LOL moments and a good dose of naughty. Four suns!