Author: Allie Gail
Genre/Age: Contemporary Romance/NA
Series: None
Publisher: Self-published
Format: ebook via Between the Sheets Promotions
Rating: ✺✺✺✺✺
Links: Goodreads
Synopsis: He's hot, blue-eyed and butt naked.
Did I mention he's naked? And I've never seen the guy before in my life! So WHY is he doing the backstroke in my neighbor's pool?
Myles Bellamy may be a walking wet dream, but turns out he's got the temperament of a bull shark. And yet every time I clash with the new next-door Neanderthal, I find myself fantasizing about all the dirty things he could do to me. Really dumb on my part, considering the timing...
She's certifiably nuts.
I'm not kidding. That chick is wonkier than Willy’s chocolate factory. Between her head-banging music, smoke alarms going off during séances and the dog I'm pretty sure she trained to crap on my lawn, I'm about ready to give Leah Whitfield a piece of my mind. Or better yet, a piece of me. Because every time I catch her sunbathing in that barely-there bikini, my resolve turns to dust.
And her excuse for turning me down? Her birthday's coming up. According to Leah's weird and warped logic, that day is supposedly cursed.
See what I mean? I can't even...
NOTE: Adult Content Ahead
“You’re wasting your time, you know,” she murmurs.
“How so?”
“You aren’t getting into my pants, Mr. Bellamy.”
“You aren’t wearing any pants, buttercup.”
“Well, then. I was right, wasn’t I?”
Sometimes this girl is really hard to interpret.
No. Scratch sometimes. I can never figure out what she’s trying to say!
“Speaking of which – did you happen to bring over my clothes?”
“No.” My fingers wander dangerously close to the tempting hollow between her inner thigh and the edge of her swimsuit. “I left them in the dryer.”
“The dryer? What, you washed them?”
“Yes.”
“Oka-ay…that was nice of you, but you really didn’t have to do that. I had just put them on. They weren’t dirty.”
“They were when I got done with them.”
It’s all I can do to keep a straight face when her lips part in astonishment. “Come again?”
“And again,” I confess softly, a devious smile unfurling across my face.
Pushing the sunglasses up, she stares at me wide-eyed. “You didn’t.”
“I did.”
“You’re lying.”
“Am I?”
“Myles.” She gives me a slight shake of her head, as if trying to determine whether or not I’m putting her on. “What…um, exactly what did you do?”
“Well, let’s see now. There are a number of subtle illustrations I could use to describe what transpired last night. Sanding wood…debugging the hard drive…applying the hand brakes…taking a load off…”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Liquidating the inventory…”
“You cannot be serious.”
“Straining the main vein…”
“Myles!” She’s laughing now, but somehow I manage to maintain a straight face. I’ll leave it to her to decide whether or not I’m joking.
I’m not, of course.
And I’m not the least bit repentant of the fact that after she waltzed her bare ass off my property last night, I took those lacy red panties inside, wrapped them around the hard-on she produced and jacked off all over them.
I’ve decided I may just keep them.
“Did you really?” She gazes at me speculatively, and I detect a distinct flicker of interest in her eyes.
I merely smile while sliding an erroneous finger along her bikini line. By now her thighs are well oiled and I am aching – fucking aching – to slip my hand inside the swimsuit and make sure every inch of her is covered in a sheen of Hawaiian Tropic.
She tries to keep her voice neutral, but I can hear the slight catch in it when she tells me, “You're pushing your luck there, Sparky.”
Maybe so, but I notice she hasn't made a move to push my hand away.
“Are you gonna try and tell me you don’t hitchhike to heaven every now and then?” I prod her teasingly.
“Quite the wordsmith of pocket pinball, aren’t you?”
“I have my moments.”
“So do I. And if you really must know, I had quite the moment last night.”
“Is that right?”
“Twice, actually.”
“You don’t say.” I continue massaging her thigh, letting my index finger run along the perimeter of her bikini bottom. Almost, almost sliding underneath the fabric. Close, but not quite. “Something in particular get you all hot and bothered?”
The look she gives me is one of dewy-eyed innocence. “No more than usual. I hitchhike to heaven, as you put it, on a pretty regular basis.”
I am never going to make it to Pensacola on time.
“Dealing with a little sexual frustration, are we?” I may as well include myself in this. After all, the thought of what she would look like in the throes of a self-imposed orgasm is bringing about the most agonizing case of blue balls I’ve ever experienced.
Unable to resist, I allow my errant hand to test her boundaries a little further.
Wandering just beneath the edge of her swimsuit, I brush a fingertip lightly against the soft, delicate folds hidden beneath. Her breath hitches, eyelashes fluttering for the briefest of moments. It’s probably a good thing I’m wearing constrictive jeans – otherwise I’d be pitching one hell of an impressive tent right about now.
“You tell me. I’m not the one with the raging boner, am I?” Her gaze drops to the obvious bulge in my pants before sweeping back up to eye me with a smirk.
“Maybe not…” Leaning in closer to her, I lower my voice to a whisper. “…but I’d bet the whole fucking farm that if I moved my fingers just a fraction of an inch, they’d find one very wet and willing feline.”
Smiling sweetly, she whispers back, “As far as I know, you don’t own a farm. So if you want to keep those fingers attached to your hand, then I would suggest you take them out of my bathing suit right now, Mr. Bellamy.”
Born and raised in rural Alabama, Allie Gail currently resides in the panhandle of Florida with her schmexy blue-eyed hubby, where they are currently being held hostage by a crabby gray entity disguised as a cat. (If you’re reading this – send help! Oh, and tuna. Send lots of tuna.) Always an obsessive reader, she took to her keyboard on a whim back in 2012 and hasn’t stopped pecking away since. Romance is her genre of choice, though she does harbor a soft spot for paranormal.
When she isn’t busy obsessing over the lexicon of her latest project, Allie can usually be found snuggled up to her hubby watching cheesy B-movie horror, helping out with the family business or playing online RPG games while indulging her hopeless addiction to Tootsie Rolls.
In other words, she’s a total nerd.
Don’t fault her that, though. Her paladin will someday save the world. Or at the very least, have an awesome set of matching plate armor.
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**Disclaimer: I received a complimentary copy of this book.**
I laughed. I cried. I blushed. I loved this book!
Leah's birthday is cursed and she can prove it. It all started when she was a child and her long-awaited birthday trip turned sour. Ever since, she's noticed a trend of terrible incidents occurring on that one day of the year. So what's a girl to do, other than lock herself inside her house and hunker down until the dreaded day passes.
That is, until a new guy moves in next door and tempts Leah in ways she could never have imagined. Myles is a self-employed website developer with no patience for the likes of Leah and her crazy antics. He's fresh from a terrible relationship and doesn't need the temptation of the girl next door even though she's the most adorable thing he's ever seen.
After an accidental meeting leaves the pair annoyed, they continue to find ways to irritate one another. This friendly banter soon turns to sexual tension thick enough to cut with a machete. And the only way to ease it would be to give in to their desire, though the chemistry between them just might cause an explosion. That would be just Leah's luck, too.
This book was a blast to read, from start to finish. Leah was a quirky breath of fresh air with such a fantastic personality that was infectious. Myles was a bit stiff in the beginning. *chuckle* But soon he warmed up to Leah and the spark between them turned to a flame that left me fanning myself over and over.
The romance was hot and actually more slow-burning than you might think. It wasn't rushed or forced in any way. Watching our couple's relationship blossom was as natural as if I was in the room with them. It was entirely believable and amazingly steamy.
There are a few flashbacks that give a glimpse into the reason why Leah thinks her birthday is cursed. I must say that I was so heartbroken while reading what young Leah went through. I may have shed a tear or two while reading it.
Leah's birthday is cursed and she can prove it. It all started when she was a child and her long-awaited birthday trip turned sour. Ever since, she's noticed a trend of terrible incidents occurring on that one day of the year. So what's a girl to do, other than lock herself inside her house and hunker down until the dreaded day passes.
That is, until a new guy moves in next door and tempts Leah in ways she could never have imagined. Myles is a self-employed website developer with no patience for the likes of Leah and her crazy antics. He's fresh from a terrible relationship and doesn't need the temptation of the girl next door even though she's the most adorable thing he's ever seen.
After an accidental meeting leaves the pair annoyed, they continue to find ways to irritate one another. This friendly banter soon turns to sexual tension thick enough to cut with a machete. And the only way to ease it would be to give in to their desire, though the chemistry between them just might cause an explosion. That would be just Leah's luck, too.
This book was a blast to read, from start to finish. Leah was a quirky breath of fresh air with such a fantastic personality that was infectious. Myles was a bit stiff in the beginning. *chuckle* But soon he warmed up to Leah and the spark between them turned to a flame that left me fanning myself over and over.
The romance was hot and actually more slow-burning than you might think. It wasn't rushed or forced in any way. Watching our couple's relationship blossom was as natural as if I was in the room with them. It was entirely believable and amazingly steamy.
There are a few flashbacks that give a glimpse into the reason why Leah thinks her birthday is cursed. I must say that I was so heartbroken while reading what young Leah went through. I may have shed a tear or two while reading it.
In closing...
This was such a fantastic story filled with humor, intriguing characters, and chemistry that was off the charts. Five suns!
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